1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,359 {\an8}This programme contains very strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:05,839 - Oh, Ty, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, my God! 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,999 - A 24-hour PA thing. - Carer? 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,559 You don't do a single thing for her, you lazy fuck! 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,159 I wondered whether these might look better on someone standing. 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:15,239 Ty, you're fired. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,119 How long before we can get a replacement, do you think? 8 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,679 - - I need you. 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:19,839 Fine, I'll do it. 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,959 - I'm like the Pied Piper of piss. - SHE LAUGHS 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,519 Oh, shit! 12 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,559 You're wiping piss on a model! 13 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,599 Shut up. 14 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,279 POP! Frida heat. 15 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,079 - I'm actually an artist. - Oh, my God, I'm an artist, too. 16 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,519 If there's one thing that people love right now, it's this. 17 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,879 Yeah? It's all of this. 18 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,119 - What?! - Yeah. 19 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,199 Naked 5k! 20 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,119 Time me, OK? 21 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,920 I would like a divorce... 22 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,199 ...please. 23 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,559 Levi, Jo. Jo, Levi. 24 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,199 - Levi is Abe's son. - Hi. 25 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,239 Hello. 26 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,639 Oh, my God, you're fucking Levi. 27 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,279 SHE LAUGHS 28 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,719 Just kidding. 29 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,039 That would be, like, the worst thing that you could ever do. 30 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,399 You might be good for Freya, 31 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,079 but you're not good for us. 32 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,680 Jane called me. She said she doesn't work here any more. 33 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,720 BABY CRIES DISTANTLY 34 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:45,040 BABY CRIES 35 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,879 When you're alone, frustrated, and have no help, 36 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,919 some things feel out of reach. 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,759 Benefits shouldn't be. 38 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,439 If your condition makes everyday tasks hard, you may be eligible... 39 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,479 Cut! Uh. Let's reset. 40 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,279 It's not you, Freya. 41 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,200 Get a move on. Going again. 42 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,160 - BELL RINGS - Right, where's the real crying baby? 43 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,679 All good? Need anything? 44 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,000 Yeah - gun with a single bullet would be great. 45 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,799 Hey, how do we feel about that one? 46 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,679 Oh, er, I guess you tell me. 47 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,960 Oh, please. I follow a very actor-led approach. 48 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,199 Loved it. 49 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,479 Ah, interesting. 50 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,919 I felt it really didn't work. 51 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,199 HE CHUCKLES 52 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,519 OK, erm, what's missing for you? 53 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,399 This. I need raw, real, that lived experience. 54 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,199 You saying, "Hey, if something is wrong with your body, 55 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,399 "the Government will throw you a fiver." 56 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,279 - Got it. - We'll go for another one. 57 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,759 This time, when you're looking around, 58 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,639 could you give it a bit more, erm, helpless in the eyes? 59 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,999 Sure thing. 60 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,199 Shall we workshop it? 61 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,520 Hmm, yeah. 62 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,880 Er, yeah, OK. Erm... 63 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,999 OK, that's too helpless. That's Unicef. 64 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,359 And dial it down. 65 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,039 Further... 66 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,560 ...further, and back up. 67 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,359 Hey, did you see that? 68 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,359 It's called professional collaboration, people. 69 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,919 Look it up. 70 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,600 Where's the fucking baby? 71 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,719 Oh, there she is. 72 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,999 Are you pre-retirement Serena Williams? 73 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,359 Because you were serving out there. 74 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,639 OK, what's four plus four? 75 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,279 - Eight. - And that's exactly what you did, girlie pop. 76 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,799 You ate them up. 77 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,599 I'm sorry. I just can't do this any more. 78 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,159 Oh, no, is it David? 79 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,519 He does tend to rub people up the wrong way, 80 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,559 - sometimes literally. - God, do you remember that one time? 81 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,599 No, it's... It's not him. It's my art - 82 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,759 my immersive sculpture, my oil portraiture. 83 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,000 You know, the work that I love to do, but never get a chance to? 84 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,599 Sorry, what was that? 85 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,519 But I can still do the occasional job, depending on what it is. 86 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,479 No, no, no, no, no. That ring. 87 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,799 Is that...? 88 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,199 Could you possibly have failed to tell us you're fucking engaged? 89 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,839 Oh, that's a casual ring. 90 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,159 - Totally casual. - That signifies betrothal? 91 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,719 He proposed last week. 92 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,639 THEY SQUEAL As in this last week? 93 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,039 - Ty, fuck's sake. - This is big, big, big, big news. 94 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,439 - Huge news for us as your reps. - Mm-hm. 95 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,599 - SHE GASPS - Do you know who should do her dress? 96 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,719 - - Bean. 97 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,319 - Bean? - Mr Bean. 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,559 Not Mr Bean. 99 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,639 Beanie McElroy, bridal wear visionary. 100 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,879 You two will fall in love. 101 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,519 - Let us set up a collab. - Yes. 102 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,079 Oh, that's OK. No, you don't need to. 103 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,119 Worst case, there's no spark. 104 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:56,319 Best case, a chic, custom-made, specially discounted bridal garment. 105 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,679 - Huge exposure. - I'm calling her. I'm calling her now. - Please. 106 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,719 But what's in it for her? It's not like I... 107 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:05,639 - A legit disabled bride as your canvas is gold dust. - Uh! 108 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:10,119 Anyone who gives a hoot about incluse representaysh will froth. 109 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,839 Darling, it's Liv. 110 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:15,119 I've got fashion's fave tetraplege model/upcoming artiste... 111 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,999 /soon to be bride here. 112 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,839 OK, yeah, yeah, one sec, one sec. 113 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,280 What are we thinking? 114 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,039 - Fine. - She said yes. 115 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,439 I know she said yes. 116 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,199 - Bean. - Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. 117 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,719 It's a yes. 118 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,840 Let's sync calendars. Let's do this. 119 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,200 Hey, darling. Hope you're in the mood for a lovely surprise, 120 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,399 Levi's here! 121 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,559 Yay! 122 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,279 It's me, Levi. 123 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,199 Needs somewhere to stay. 124 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,919 Right. 125 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,879 - Yeah. - Hey, well, you look amazing. 126 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,839 Thank you... I think. 127 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,279 I've been out hustling in search of gainful employment. 128 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:03,919 Where? The certified hottie getting himself together 129 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,119 after being dumped by someone he was far too good for 130 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,239 in the first place factory? 131 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,159 Erm, er, no. 132 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,159 Nando's, mainly. 133 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,999 - Hot. - Well, you look like you're doing better. 134 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,759 Don't let the new coat of paint fool you. 135 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,279 I'm still extremely mental. 136 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,359 Found him curled up in the spare bedroom this afternoon. 137 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,559 Jo's old bedroom. 138 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,279 You were having a healthy cry, weren't you, boy? 139 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,119 Yes, because the duvet still smelt of her. 140 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,479 And my mother says that my heartbreak has an odour to it. 141 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,759 Jane was never keen on anyone emoting around her, was she? 142 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,719 Yeah. Although I will say 143 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,279 she has been particularly apathetic towards my despair. 144 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,519 Well, don't expect a pity party from us here. 145 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,879 Yeah. Cos we're actually thriving without Jo at the moment. 146 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,399 Aren't we, guys? 147 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,039 Yeah, the dynamics here are rock-solid 148 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,319 and we don't need any setbacks. 149 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,479 Well, you'll get no trouble from me. I'm a good boy. 150 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,360 It's up to you, darling. Is that a little bit acidic? 151 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,239 Ooh, no. 152 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,919 Lovely body. 153 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,559 Right, shall we go sit down? 154 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,320 How can I help? 155 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,719 So they're besties all of a sudden? 156 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,239 Yeah, they've been like this since Jo left. 157 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,639 It's fucking annoying. 158 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,439 Yeah, and I'm guessing you haven't heard from Jo since...? 159 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,039 Since you asked me last week or the week before that. 160 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,159 OK, I'm just, like, starting to get a little bit worried that 161 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,999 maybe we have, like, a missing person situation on our hands. 162 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,439 - She's fine. - Yeah, but what if she's been kidnapped or trafficked 163 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,559 or fallen down a big, big well? 164 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,239 Or maybe this is just what Jo does. 165 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,719 She, I don't know, appears when you want her the least 166 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,959 and Houdinis when you need her most. 167 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,319 And we are ready! 168 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,759 You know, you're welcome to stay here as long as you need. 169 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,039 Just try and keep the cry-wanking to a minimum. 170 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,039 Oh, no, you'll barely hear a thing... 171 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,199 ...in the daytime. 172 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,359 The nights are going to be horrendous. 173 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,760 So true. 174 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,559 So somehow my attempt to soft-quit ended up with me being 175 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,319 gently bullied by the Olivias into meeting someone called Bean 176 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,759 who makes wedding dresses. 177 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,399 HE CHUCKLES 178 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,279 I think they're probably just a bit over-excited, aren't they? 179 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,839 I mean, it's a wedding. It's exciting. 180 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,519 Yeah, Abe, it is exciting. 181 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,679 I mean, it's not not exciting. 182 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,879 It's just, I don't want to be consumed by it. 183 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,359 Yeah, no, I get that. I'll just... 184 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,919 Yeah, take it nice and slow. 185 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,679 Great, cos I've always found a long engagement to be very chic. 186 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,119 When you say long... 187 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,279 Erm, I guess the timeline in my head was maybe two years. 188 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,159 Two years?! 189 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,639 Yeah. 190 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,199 Two YEARS? 191 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,199 Yeah. 192 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,640 - - Two years. 193 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,479 Yeah. That's very relaxed. 194 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,719 - Yeah. - So, so chic. 195 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,559 Just want to rejoin the art world, 196 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,159 save up so I can contribute to the wedding, you know? 197 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,679 Hashtag 198 00:09:55,680 --> 00:10:00,119 I just think it's so exciting to be engaged. 199 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,679 Right? That's the fun part, not spreadsheeting florists. 200 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,559 Well, you say that. Florists get booked up. 201 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:09,239 I mean, you know, we want tulips from Holland at peak bloom, 202 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,159 and a certain colour palette. 203 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,799 I don't know. We haven't even discussed that. 204 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,039 What is the colour palette? What is the theme? 205 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,079 What is the range? Are we doing pastel? 206 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,039 - Are we doing autumnal? - OK, you're spiralling. 207 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,239 And this isn't my first wedding, remember? 208 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,639 I have learned things. 209 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,439 First rule - cousin with the snakes, not in charge of anything. 210 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:31,199 You see, when you bring up your last wedding, it stops being so hot. 211 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,399 Well, I hear that. 212 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,719 Oh, Freya, the bridesmaids, currently just me, 213 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,759 have some mood boards to be looked over ASAP. 214 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,720 Current colour palette, virgin dusk. 215 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,479 Whenever you're ready. 216 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,000 I'll be... Yeah. 217 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,079 It is down here... I think. 218 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,519 Don't worry, I dropped a pin. 219 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,719 Now, if we vanish, they'll have a breadcrumb trail. 220 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,279 But who did you share the pin with? 221 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,800 Oh, no-one who'd look for us. 222 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,080 Is this, er...? 223 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,040 It's kind of... 224 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,760 - Yeah. - This is it. 225 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,839 It's you! 226 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,519 Ah! 227 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,999 - Oh! - Oh! 228 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,439 Ooh. Oh. Ooh. 229 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,399 Ah! It's you and it's me. 230 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,599 And one for the chair. 231 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,239 Oh! Ooh! Ooh! 232 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,080 - - Come on in. 233 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,599 Follow me into the creative lair. 234 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,479 The Bean machine, as I like to call it. 235 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,919 THEY LAUGH 236 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,359 Do you know? I started out in TV costume, 237 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,239 but people just kept throwing the clothes at me. 238 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,559 It was laundry, laundry, laundry. 239 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,279 So finally I just said, "Burn it down." 240 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,799 And I torched the van with all the costumes in. 241 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,679 - Oh, wow. - Unfortunately, I also lived in that van, 242 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,079 so I was without a home for a while, but... 243 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,799 But then I started posting bridal gowns on socials, 244 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,119 built up quite a following. 245 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,239 Now, very happy life. 246 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,959 Wow! What a journey you've had. 247 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,079 Never stop being positive. 248 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,279 If someone says it's going to rain tomorrow, 249 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,840 be sure to tell them how great that'll be for the farmers. 250 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,599 That's Yoko Ono on Twitter. 251 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,039 I say that all the time. 252 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,519 - Do you? - Yeah. 253 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,479 So you are getting married when? 254 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,080 Oh, we haven't set a date yet. 255 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,559 Oh. 256 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,520 And are you feeling peaceful? 257 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,600 I think so, yeah. Yeah. 258 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,319 To create a more peaceful world requires a peaceful mind 259 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,120 and a peaceful heart. 260 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,440 That was the Dalai Lama. On Twitter. 261 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,359 They tried to cancel him. 262 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,119 I remember. 263 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:01,919 - Right, let's have a look-see. - Mm. 264 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,439 Now, this is a dress made entirely out of coins. 265 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,439 It's a protest against the wedding industrial complex. 266 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,280 SHE LAUGHS 267 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,199 Oh. 268 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,319 Yeah. 269 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:22,879 But, for you, I think something more... minimal. 270 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,199 I think so, yeah. 271 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,719 Minimal, minimal. 272 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,519 I think we should try this. 273 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,839 This is half a dress 274 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,159 for someone who's half-certain about getting married. 275 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,639 I mean, it could be a skirt, 276 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,760 but I think that makes less of a statement. 277 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,920 Anchovies. 278 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,999 Oh, no, thank you. 279 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,400 Yes, please. 280 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,799 Ah! 281 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,239 It's a fish. 282 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,680 - That's what anchovies are. - I know. 283 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,999 Mm-hm. It's nice. 284 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 - Do you want another? - Yeah. 285 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,920 Hmm. 286 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,639 Oh! Yum! 287 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,240 Mm. 288 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,199 BEAN INHALES SHARPLY 289 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,080 Now, this one matches your aura. 290 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,039 If you don't mind me saying so, you carry the... 291 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,480 ...the energy of someone deeply lonely. 292 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,519 There's clearly a slice of sadness to this wedding. 293 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,719 Something missing. 294 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,759 I mean, maybe it's just who you brought. 295 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,119 Oh, well, this is... This is Ty. She's my PA. 296 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:42,160 Right. No best friend? No sister? No prosecco auntie? 297 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,999 Why so alone like a wedding orphan? 298 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,319 No, no, no, that's... That's not the case. 299 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,519 I mean, Freya is surrounded by people, you know. 300 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,719 And also, her and Abe are absolutely perfect together. 301 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,679 - You wouldn't believe. - Right. Then why is she crying? 302 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,039 I'm not. I'm not crying. 303 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,759 - - Oh, my God! 304 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,840 Oh, I am. Er... 305 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,119 Yeah, not that you hit a nerve, cos, erm... 306 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,159 Definitely nothing you said. 307 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,279 - Er... - Do you know, a wedding is a place of joy, 308 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,279 yes, but it's also a place of oneness, 309 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,039 not just with the other... 310 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,119 - - ...but with oneself. 311 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,079 Who was that? Dalai or Yoko? 312 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,400 It was just me. 313 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,599 On Twitter. 314 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,679 SHUTTER DOOR RUMBLES Pretty amazing, isn't she? 315 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,080 That was something. 316 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,200 Oh, I can smell the anchovies coming out of your pores. 317 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,479 It's still in my mouth. 318 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,560 Oh, my God, Ty, spit it out. 319 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,080 - Feel better now. - Oof! 320 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,519 You know, I don't blame you for her leaving. 321 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,519 Well, yeah, why would you blame me? 322 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,359 Well, because you scared her off that night. 323 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,359 - Oh, - I - scared her off? - Yeah! 324 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,879 The two of you spoke, and then she left, never to be seen again. 325 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,319 I assume there was some kind of fight. 326 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,559 Oh, really? Really? 327 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,999 And you didn't think that maybe it was you announcing 328 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,119 in front of everyone that you loved her that maybe scared her off? 329 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,119 Yeah, that's a dizzyingly high soapbox you're on here. 330 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,479 There is nothing that will scare Jo off more than 331 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,839 premature love-bombing over-committedness. 332 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,159 It was mutual love-bombing. 333 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,479 The truth is, Levi, maybe you were just a bit young for her. 334 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,719 Seriously, you and Daddio? 335 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,359 At least Jo and I are the same generation. 336 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,719 We're both millennials, I think. 337 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,439 You're right. Not young - immature. 338 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,879 You think I'm immature? 339 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,119 I'm not immature. 340 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,120 I'm not... If you think I'm immature, then you're a bitch. 341 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,359 Sorry. Whoa! 342 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,679 I'm immediately so sorry. 343 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,159 SHE LAUGHS That was awful of me. 344 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,159 Holy shit. You're a bitch. 345 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,999 Yes, I am a bitch. I'm a bitch. 346 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,079 Look, Freya, Jo's been a really good friend to you. 347 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,359 She's dealt with things that you didn't even know were happening, 348 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:04,159 got on with it without complaining because she cares about you. 349 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,279 She's... She's your best friend. 350 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,599 What are you going to do, get married without her? 351 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,279 How does that work? That'd be so weird. 352 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,359 Look, you and I both need her to come back. 353 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,519 Sorry again for calling you a cunt. 354 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,719 You called me a bitch. 355 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,239 Oh, no, this was earlier, when you were out. 356 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,279 OK, bad news. 357 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,559 A bunch of your socks shrank. 358 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,959 But - silver lining - 359 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,840 if you're planning on having a baby, how cute! 360 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,600 - Cock sock? - Mm... no, I've got plenty, thank you. 361 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,680 Clearly, at some point, we will have to address this. 362 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,960 Address what? 363 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,439 This radiating sensual energy between us. 364 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,439 I know you've got a thing for PAs, 365 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,039 but professionalism comes first for me. 366 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,559 So if you want to try something on, fine, yeah, 367 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,479 but just wait until after evening hours, yeah? 368 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,639 I have absolutely no intention of doing that. 369 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,679 Yeah. Look, if anything does happen, 370 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,400 erm, I guess I'll have to ask Freya formally if I should resign. 371 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,759 You won't need to do that. 372 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,519 SHE SIGHS Bless you. 373 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,720 Don't look. 374 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:31,800 GROOVY AFRICAN POP PLAYS 375 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,959 This'll be it. Very pretty. Love it. 376 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,799 - I love this. - Got to be... 377 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,759 - Wow! - Oo-er! - Not what I pictured. 378 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,199 No, I kind of pictured neck tattoos, facial hair. 379 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,999 Or maybe neck beard, facial tattoos. 380 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,519 Someone more Rag'n'Bone Man. 381 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,080 - Yes, in a way, I was expecting THE Rag'n'Bone Man. - Yeah. 382 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,039 Well, you must be the Olivias. 383 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,360 - - How did you know?! 384 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,439 - Oh. - Ah, roses! 385 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,640 Love that. 386 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,679 Oh, my goodness. 387 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,599 Hi! We were in the area and thought, "Why not pop in?" 388 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,519 Is that so weird? 389 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,319 Well, you're just in time for coffee. 390 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,719 - Gorgeous. - So bougie. Mm! Didn't see it coming. 391 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,119 Right, first up, Bean adored you. 392 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,439 Oh! She wants to do the dress, the bridesmaids, 393 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,279 the bridal headwear, all free of charge. 394 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,079 - Seriously? - Mm. 395 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,759 No, I thought Bean hated me. 396 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,519 What?! No, the opposite. 397 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,599 She had a vision about you. 398 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,679 Now, we might have promised her a tagged carousel post, 399 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,079 - and this got our hive minds buzzing. - Yeah. 400 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,319 We thought, "Why stop at the dress? 401 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,559 "Why not roll out an entire campaign?" 402 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,919 With the both of you. 403 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,240 You both. 404 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,079 I don't know. I'm not an influencer. 405 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,439 I once live-streamed my chin for six minutes. 406 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,879 I don't know, this all sounds very proactive, doesn't it? 407 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,359 Might get things moving. 408 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,079 Right. You like inclusivity. 409 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:15,359 Six story posts, and you could be gifted a fully accessible, 410 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,279 fully comped London venue, in London. 411 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,799 You know, we're thinking of getting a hashtag going. 412 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,679 How about hashtag 413 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,479 Or hashtag 414 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,319 OK, these sound like hate crimes, but, er, go on. 415 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:34,599 And you'll receive a bespoke wedding wheelchair. 416 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,919 I shudder to think what that looks like. 417 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,319 Oh, well, I'll tell you right now. 418 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,799 It's a chair with a veil attached to it. 419 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,800 - Wow. - That is a hell of an offer. 420 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,119 - I mean, we should talk about it. - No, we won't. 421 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,079 - We won't? No? - No. 422 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,799 This doesn't sound like a wedding. 423 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,839 This sounds like inspiration porn. 424 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,359 Yeah, but, I mean, it takes care of any, erm, contributions. 425 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,079 - Could be fun. - Which part? 426 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,519 Hashtag 427 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,119 OK, Freya, hear us out, 428 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,919 because we've also been thinking about your art. 429 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,039 Now, do you know the artist Anddii? 430 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,519 Two Ds, two Is. 431 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,599 We got her from 900 followers to 200,000. 432 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,479 Now she's exhibiting at the Beige Rectangle. 433 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,799 This is what it can do. 434 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,519 Visibility, platform. 435 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,279 Then you flop out the work. 436 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,479 So you really think this could actually help 437 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,839 - with my platform for my artwork? - Exactly. 438 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,799 Think art meets commerce meets inclusivity. 439 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,319 And we completely exploit that, tastefully. 440 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,920 DOORBELL RINGS - - I've got it! 441 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,719 - Hey, Mum. - Hi, love. How you doing? I've got your... 442 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,839 In the end, you'd be in total creative control. 443 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,799 - Dad? Why don't you give it to me? - You can't be trusted... 444 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,839 Don't go in there, cos there's people, obviously, in there. 445 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,639 - Oh, shit. Sorry. - They're doing a thing. 446 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,079 - Sorry to interrupt. - - How about that? 447 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,399 - Can I...? - - Come on. 448 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,559 - - No, I just... I've got a Levi survival kit. 449 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,559 - Just give it to me instead of to Dad. - Yeah. 450 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,719 - Pants... - I'm 29. - ...pills, roll-on deodorant. 451 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,799 - - I'll look after that. 452 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,599 I'll have them. They're my pills for MY depression. 453 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,559 Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine. We'll just meter them out. 454 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,159 - OK, so this is Jane, er, Abe's ex-wife. - Hi. 455 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,839 - - Oh! - And Levi, his son. 456 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,319 Blended family angle. 457 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,039 Gorgeously relatable. 458 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,559 Lovely stuff. 459 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,799 OK, well, I'm probably going to go because I... 460 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,919 No, stay, stay. We love building out Freya's world. 461 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,799 Erm, I hear you're writing a book. 462 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,879 - Yeah. - Yeah. 463 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,879 - That's amazing. What's it about? - Good for you. 464 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,159 Monogamy in gibbons. 465 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,079 - What else? - Oh, back to the gibbons. 466 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,519 Well, it's not just gibbons, actually. 467 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,839 It's also penguins, who don't, it turns out, 468 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,359 propose to each other with pebbles. 469 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,639 That's a Disney myth. 470 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,919 And, erm, a lot of them are paedophiles... 471 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,479 - Nonces. - ...to be honest. They are. 472 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,279 And humans, of course. So, yeah. 473 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,479 I'm using a few examples from our own marriage. 474 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,119 Well, that's interesting. 475 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,559 Which examples might they be? 476 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,719 - Jane... - You're going to have to read it to find out. 477 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,879 - Yes? - Do you have reps? 478 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,719 Representaysh. 479 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,000 Jo! 480 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,920 Woo! 481 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:24,479 It's five steps to launching you through the lens of this wedding. 482 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,799 And monetising it so people pay you to get married. 483 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,199 I think we should do it. I think it will be great for you. 484 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,679 - - I think it's a good idea. 485 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,799 I think people should pay you to get married. 486 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,159 I...I don't know. 487 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,959 It just feels a bit like selling your soul. 488 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,159 ABE SCOFFS 489 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,359 - - Listen, for a free venue, 490 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,679 you can do what you want with my soul. Am I right? 491 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,999 OK. It feels, like, about as authentic as that accent. 492 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,719 I mean, doesn't it just seem a bit... 493 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,079 Morally bleak, spiritually violent? 494 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,199 - Yes. - Yeah. 495 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,519 I don't think so. I think it goes all the way through, 496 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,399 past morally bleak and spiritually violent, 497 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,599 through tacky, and comes out as a work of art. 498 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,919 I mean, you don't think we'd end up as some kind of, like, 499 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,879 I don't know, over-designed circus or a freak show? 500 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,839 No, no, no, no, it's not a circus. It's not a freak show. 501 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,119 No, not at all. Uh-uh. 502 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,519 - No, it is a brand journey. - Mm. 503 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,640 Yes? And you have something to say. 504 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,479 I mean, I guess I could be a bit more online. 505 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,599 - Yes! - Yes, there she is. 506 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,399 Look, there is so much good here - 507 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,399 - disabled joy, an interabled wedding. - Yes. 508 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,599 More than ever, it is vital that disabled people feel seen. 509 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,999 I think it's genius. 510 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,759 You know who'd really hate this fake allyship bullshit? Jo. 511 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,759 You know, what does the... 512 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,079 the walk down the aisle look like? 513 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,159 - - What does the first dance look like...? 514 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,039 - These are the questions that people actually... - Yes. 515 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,599 If you were asking me, I'd give you a big, fat yes right now. 516 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,719 But they're not asking you, are they? 517 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,239 Yes, they are. 518 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,839 Well, technically they're asking both of them. 519 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,559 Yeah, but Dad's got no integrity because he's a lawyer. 520 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,199 - That's not true. - Said every lawyer everywhere. 521 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,040 - - Well, we're asking Freya! 522 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,960 Oh! There's that look the director wanted. 523 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 DOORBELL RINGS 524 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,520 Jo! 525 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,560 Freya? 526 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,319 How did you...? 527 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,479 Find My Friends. You never switched off your location. 528 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,519 OK, well, that feels invasive. 529 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,679 - Who's that guy? - What the fuck is that on your finger? 530 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,279 How does everyone have, like, ring radar? 531 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,199 Are you seriously engaged? 532 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,319 Oh, what, and you're here to see if I can help you get out of it? 533 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,639 No, I'm here to see if you're still alive. 534 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,239 Dick. 535 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,439 Levi's been a complete mess while you're clearly living up 536 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,919 the high life with Pepe Le Pew. 537 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,519 That? No, that's my 23-year-old boss. 538 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,999 And he's Spanish, by the way. 539 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,479 HORN TOOTS Wait a second, please. 540 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,399 And, FYI, the high life is me translating dirty talk 541 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,999 for some horny Spanish soccer wunderkid 542 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,999 who can barely tie his own fucking shoelaces. 543 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,199 Well, FYI, I'm glad that it's not just my life 544 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,279 that's sucking total ass right now. 545 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,679 Oh, the shit people have been saying, 546 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,199 and I couldn't even text you. 547 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,879 No, you could have. 548 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,559 Well, you owe me an apology. 549 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,079 No, you owe ME an apology! 550 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,359 Oh, surprise, surprise - deflecting to avoid accountability. 551 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,479 OK, you know what? Bye. 552 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,480 Aperol Spritz. 553 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,960 OK, so...? 554 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,800 One drink. Saturday? 555 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,839 What would Abe think? 556 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,399 I don't know. 557 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,120 That's why I'm not going to tell him. 558 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,359 Time is 0900 hours. We can begin. 559 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,999 - You lied. - I didn't lie. 560 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,279 I just wasn't telling the truth. 561 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,639 Why didn't you tell me that Jo is stalking you? 562 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,999 - - Action. 563 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,879 - I have a lifetime... - Down on one knee. 564 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,120 What? Huh? 565 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,959 What... was that? 566 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,799 Am I going to fuck a Smurf? 567 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,919 Freya, what do you want to do? You want to call off the wedding? 568 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,039 Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own? 569 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,959 People are gagging for more. 570 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,960 Oh! They are retching.